⚡ CFB Dashboard

Preseason: "Man, freshman QB and we lost Farooq. Not bad though we'll lose to Texas, AtM and either Alabama or LSU. 8-4 or 9-3. Ball bounces our way could be 10-2 and in the playoffs." Pundits predict 7-5 maybe 8-4 with an additional loss to someone like South Carolina. Friday 9/25: "I like our chances at home. Arch Manning isn't that good. That defense is tough though and that roster is insane. 31-24 Texas. Maybe we cover" Saturday Evening after a 3 point loss on the last possession of the game: "Our line is terrible we need to start the backups. Faizon needs to give his money back and GMac is better anyway. FIRE (ASSISTANT COACH) AND (ASSISTANT COACH) IMMEDIATELY AND I DON'T THINK HEUP CAN GET IT DONE HERE SO HIS **** IS ON THE HOTSEAT. Danny White better have a hot board going or he is next!" Wash, rinse, repeat every season until the second coming.