⚡ CFB Dashboard

What can you say, another Starkey gem replete with amusing pictures. Three things to know about Rice. Rice can be very tasty, as the great comedian Mitch Hedberg once observed, "It's a great thing to eat if you want 2,000 of something." The founder of Rice University, Texas entrepreneur William Marsh Rice, was murdered by his valet, in a plot with an attorney to forge the terms of his will. These scoundrels didn't get away with their crime, and they received much more fitting punishment than Michigan has for their many vile transgressions. Rice, the football team is a lamb being led to the slaughter. Notre Dame will pound them into Rice pudding. No score prediction other than it will be way, way too much to not nearly enough. That's it. As always, GO IRISH!!!!