⚡ CFB Dashboard

When you evaluate how we got here from where we were, there are things you have to take into account. It’s a lot of things, really, but they all sort of fall under the umbrella of “the world went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and never came back.” But it’s been a long time since then. The only thing you have to blame now is your failure to adapt. And it’s not even one thing - the game has changed in so many ways since you last won anything of consequence and for years you wouldn’t budge on ANY of them. And now you’re evolving. I guess. You evolve begrudgingly, like a dad being forced by his kids into a very cold pool. But even then, you find occasion to yell at clouds. “Christopher Vizzina can do everything we need him to,” you shout at a random cumulonimbus. But even if you are changing, the damage is done. The cupboard isn’t dry but it ain’t like we just went to Costco either. If you don’t find a way to do more with less and soon will you even be around to get us back the old fashioned way? I mean, you could go all in on the portal and revamp the lineup in a year but…..hahahahahahaha yeah I don’t know what I was thinking either. It’s a shame too because we had a good thing. When we were on top I remember thinking about all the dynasties that eventually crumbled from the inside due to ego or stubbornness and thought that’ll never happen to us - not with coaches like these. And damned if it wasn’t exactly that got us in the end. Oh well. We’ll always have Tampa and 44-16.