⚡ CFB Dashboard

And Coach Beamer raised the football up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless these thy Gamecocks, that with them thou mayst blow thine enemies off the line of scrimmage, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the barbecue, and chicken wings, and boiled peanuts, and nachos, and breakfast biscuits, and tailgate dips, and large chu… “Skip a bit, Brother.” “And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou send forth Dylan Stewart. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then shalt thou unleash LaNorris Sellers toward thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Then shalt thou send forth Nyck Harbor, who shall run exceedingly fast. And finally Julian Walker, who shall join Dylan Stewart in bringing great pestilence upon the opposing quarterback.’ And the Gamecocks did rejoice. And there was much waving of towels. And Sandstorm did play. And the people cried: ‘GAME!’ ‘COCKS!’”